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doubledhonoursdegree: ktothebeesknees: GIRLS WATCH PORN...

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 04:20:53 -0400

ktothebeesknees:

GIRLS WATCH PORN TOO!

Thanks, College Humor.

FUCK. YES.

I saw this was college humor and thought it’d be some sort of parody, like girls watching “porn” of men cooking or massaging their feet or something, but it was fucking fantastic.

Yes, women like sex, and we want to watch people having sex because watching other people fucking is REALLY FUCKING HOT sometimes. It’d be nice for straight women to have some hot guys in porn who look like they want to get girls off - thanks James Deen for that:

I MEAN LOOK AT THAT EYE CONTACT

and some lesbian porn that has ACTUAL QUEER CHICKS IN IT none of this cringeworthy long-nails-finger-banging shit where their hands look like this

SWEET BABY JESUS IT HURTS JUST LOOKING AT THOSE THINGS.

So yeah. Better porn, please and thank you.

Ms. Blaspheming Bitch: You cannot tell someone with a panic/anxiety disorder to "calm down"

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 00:11:45 -0400

Ms. Blaspheming Bitch: You cannot tell someone with a panic/anxiety disorder to "calm down":

sprackraptor:

greaterandmoreterrible:

allec-with-anxiety:

loveisallthingsmaroon:

it doesn’t work that way.

To anyone who says that to me:

A couple of quick points I’d like to make:

1. Do you REALLY think that the person is so incredibly so stupid, so…

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 21:37:27 -0400

The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:11:54 -0400

ladyatheist:

talldarkbishoujo:

ask-arkham:

Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:

What does their bedroom look like?

Do they have any daily rituals?

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Eating habits and sample daily menu

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Makeup?

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Intellectual pursuits?

Favorite book genre?

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Favorite beverage?

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

What is their biggest regret?

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

Most prized possession?

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Concept of home and family?

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

What makes them feel guilty?

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

How misanthropic are they?

Hobbies?

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

Religion?

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

How do they express love?

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

YES PLZ

Why not? I’m sick of answering serious questions.

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:10:46 -0400

invisiblelad: typette: operamatic: izzatso: “[The game] will...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:09:22 -0400

invisiblelad:

typette:

operamatic:

izzatso:

“[The game] will star a female assassin named Aveline, who is of mixed French/African heritage. It will be released alongside Assassin’s Creed III this fall, the story will take place in New Orleans (yes!) during the same time period as Assassin’s Creed III, it’ll have multiplayer, and won’t feature Desmond.

Aveline will meet Connor from Assassin’s Creed III, and her mentor will be an escaped slave, which combined with the location and time period could mean that “Liberation” probably refers to the liberation of American slaves.

The back-touch screen will let you pick pockets, and all of New Orleans will be explorable without any loading screens. It will also take players into Mexico. Oh, and it will feature alligators! ”

Sounds Like Assassin’s Creed Will Debut a New, Female Assassin’s Adventure On The Vita This Fall [ Kotaku ]

holy shit guys, look, look at her outfit, she isn’t even sexualized at all. I can’t believe it, and she’s a main character. A GIRL MAIN CHARACTER IN AN ACTION GAME THAT ISN’T THERE TO BE EYE CANDY.

I’m… I’m so proud. It’s catching on!!

This sounds AMAZING. How on earth is this not part of the main story? This is amazing and I genuinely hope our strapping young hero crosses her path in the main game.

gingerhaze: I tried to combine the military-style badassitude...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:26:28 -0400

gingerhaze:

I tried to combine the military-style badassitude of Renner Hawkeye with the fabulosity of his classic outfit, specifically Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Hawkeye. This is what happened. Because it takes a real badass to rock the head-to-toe fuchsia look, amiright??

EATTTTT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSS

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:23:27 -0400

EATTTTT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSS

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:12:02 -0400

me: closes wrong tab

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:07:11 -0400

me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

magnolius: high speed liquid flowers photography series titled...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:04:58 -0400

magnolius:

high speed liquid flowers photography series titled ““Vessels and Blooms ”” by Jack Long

Make the gun float to you there, psychic boy.

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:02:45 -0400

Make the gun float to you there, psychic boy.

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:00:21 -0400

Ms. Blaspheming Bitch: IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:56:56 -0400

Ms. Blaspheming Bitch: IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!:

edman93:

If studying-lgbtq-people inboxes you asking to take part in questions about LGBTQ people “to help her understand” DO NOT DO IT. It is Sophie M Herold, the girl from Germany who attacks LGBTQ people and outs them to others. She is transphobic, homophobic and one of the sickest…

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 04:29:10 -0400

So Ben Edlund is leaving Supernatural.

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 03:50:39 -0400

dirtywhrrrl:

dirtywhrrrl: My real life OTP. The ship to end all ships.

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 03:27:01 -0400

dirtywhrrrl:

My real life OTP.

The ship to end all ships.

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 03:23:08 -0400

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